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miniature-knight: Amanda: Today I’ll be issuing you one of our newest models- this android is best equipped for detective work along with finding and capturing deviants Connor: Ah Hello Lieutenant Anderson, it will be a pleasure to be working with you
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The Stuff of Legends: ohlaurdy: sigh i feel like im betraying rose and ten as my otpbut...
Finding out my overdraft in an account that it should be IMPOSSIBLE to overdraft is fucking annoying as shit. And apparently I’ve been overdrawn for almost TWO FUCKING MONTHS.I set up that account specifically with the limits of if I dont have the
Im about to spam the fuck out of all of you with random shit for a bit...
ITS 6AM AND I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH B1A4 ALL OVER AGAIN AND I AM A SOBBING WRECK OHMYGOD WHY AM I LIKE THIS IT WAS JUST THE JAPANESE VERSION AND YET I JUST FELT SO EXCITED OMFG MY BABIIIIESSSSSS
apeculiarangel: pinkdementors: everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that
asspostate: miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at
capsvlecorps: imma be real with you chief. im nuking the shit out of your settlement
Im a lonely sack of shit and i cant sleep
the-dragons-thoughts: idiot-fucking-hippies: pizza-dome: theevermysteriousowl: LOSING MY SHIT im gunNA VOMIT aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned
asspostate:miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at
foxnonny: asspostate: miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at I didn’t
prettyandmean: jayygawd: Wowww y’all running out 😭😭🤣 Yooooo im with this shit lmaooo😂😂😂😂😂😂 im tryna be shorty in the green with the tongue in the box.
skerples:female-anti-feminist:foxysmoulder:but really guystampons/pads marketed to young kids who just started getting their periodsshould be a thingwrappers with dinosaurs and planets and glitter and cats and sea creatures make kids feel comfortable
theishtar-sivacollective: asspostate: miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im
gargoyle-gal: im dealing with my shit the way im dealing with it. are my methods unhealthy? yes. are they effective? no. am i going to change what im doing. no
ZAZIE JUST CALLED LAG HIS CUTIE PIE IM GONNA SCREAMMM LITERALLY THOSE WORDS CAME FROM HIS MOUTH
i don’t sit here expecting white people to help with the black struggle. the struggle is against THEM. idgaf if they get it or not. i am not asking for my freedom or my life. im taking that shit.
thelovelybones124: susiethemoderator: onlyblackgirl: daliyahzanaee: wise-with-the-thick-thighs: ebony3yes: im-a-good-girl-i-am: blackabsolem: shawtybugginout: envymyblackness: flawlessxqueen: jezebel-adventures: eloquentnigga: podencos:
afrojane: kidweed:this gave me whiplash im with the shits A penis is not a muscle tho…
dialeqtic: dapier-co: dialeqtic: This a lose - lose situation, either you keep paying your employees more money to keep up with the rate of inflation until your company is no longer profitable or you try to compromise and look like a dick because
dinkywitch: Sans/Reader, reader has a vagina but no gendered pronouns are used, some mild body worship ok so bc im a horrible sinner i sat down to write smutty sans fic and ended up with 6 pages and not even getting to all the shit i wanted to write
squigglydigg:hotwing:hiyama:st3phascope:charlavail:This vegan baking show is unreal… what on earth omG is this a cult IM GONNA FUCKING PISS MY PANTS I was watching this thing with the sound off wondering what on Earth the audio could be to cause
phobs-heh: khan2kool: sassafras-manson: ryanvallejo: ktkeen96: theecamerondallas: i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever ITS BACK THIS IS MY FAVORITE IT’S BACK This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever. gonna
politicalsexxxkitten: urbran: problems with the american education system in 3 minutes 45 seconds. This sent chills down my spine. Holy shit. TW: rape mention
a-tribe-called-tress: Stephen King with the shits.
My boyfriend is absolutely amazing. I can’t even believe it sometimes, of just how easy it is to be with him and talk to him. He is an amazing human and only wants to make me happy. I feel like I’ve known him forever and he makes all the shit
boochness91: mascrawfreak: Somebody getting pegged and loving it. Listen to his moans. Im not a reposter but 😒I’m With The Shits💦💦💦💦
sassraptor: lbby: evanedinger: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected. im so fucking angry EVERY FUCKING TIME
mornings get too much shit. they’re actually quite peaceful.
It has come to my attention that in this house I’m staying in there are the exact number of cocks that I could potentially please at once… (3 holes, 2 hands.. like a true gangbang) … And I’m not sure what to do with this info so I’m dumping
the-anal-rapist: “IM GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH MY GODDAMN SHOE!”, that’s right nigga.
+jen +YOU CANT SEND ME HOT SHIT THEN FUCKING TELL ME YOUR GOING TO PUT IT ON HOLD +HOW DARE U Its all part of my seduction, Give you something you want, all the while teasing you with something else~
:^))))Hey you know what would be radical?Not fucking commenting on my headcanon art post with some shit passive aggressive comment like ‘She would probably have the one eye tho lmao’ like wtf I get that everyone has different headcanons that’s
bpd-amethyst: “I like Ruby and Sapphire both together as Garnet because she has a lot going on in her head, but seeing Sapphire by herself and dealing with the world, and her approach to the world…”GUYS???
rhinocio: Multi-faction strategics with the bae before I post traumatizing shit
sometimes artimispanthar puts my art in their queue and I don’t see it again till like a month after I drew it and its almost always like ‘oh shit I remember drawing this’but most of the time it ‘M Y SIN HAS COME BACK TO HAUNT ME’
I love watching the live reactions to Keystone Motel because EVERYONE has this expression of horrified delight on their faces when they unfuse and then EVERYONE has this expression of total giddiness and ‘DAWWWW’ at the end scene with them being
cherubgirl: when ruby sleeps she probably kicks the shit out of anyone laying close to her, or rolls all over them. sapphire sleeps like the dead and stays stock still. usually ruby ends up either shoving her off the bed or laying entirely on top of
stevenuniversequotes: Sapphire… nononono this is all my fault! I-I didn’t want to look for a solution I-I just wanted to be mad your right your always right I was being stupid! - Ruby
miss-nerdgasmz: From the RWBY Volume 3 Q&A facebook page
al-the-stuff-i-like: in-love-with-my-bed: deductiontoseduction: potato-bear: nevver: Six Decades of the Most Popular Names for Girls What the fuck was with Jennifer holy shit im going to take a shot in the dark and say ^that state is Montana
They put a fucking popeye the sailor man reference, hes a fucking antagonist I cannot believe this comic what t he fuck
harleyquinnsquad: ♦ DC Comics: Bombshells #14 Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy make it to Berlin to find the Joker’s cabaret in the hands of the Joker’s Daughter, who has banished a magic-less Zatanna and Constantine onto the streets of Nazi-occupied
quartzrebellium: The promo for those who want to see it!
I tried out the new Junkrat on the PTR and I am so fucking deadly omfg
ariofthesea: SOMEONE DID THE SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN OPENING THEME WITH ADVENTURE TIME AND IT’S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD HOLY SHIT.
i bought pokemon platinum cynthia im coming
im glad u guys agree those zoomer races are utter shit
I made a tiny snowcub because I was soooooo obsessed in love with yours that eventually, I JUST HAD TO DRAW ONE. Sorry for the poor quality, i just pictured it with mein phone uwu. Props to you and your amazing art <3 I’m colourblind so you drawing
im not ready to see all the senshi taken away from usagi i am. NOT,, READY
im glad the new ep cleared up the whole confusing secret shit going down with salem and ozpinand uhh…. thats all i have to say about that ep
So, I had some issues with the psychiatrist and my mom decided to make an appointment for me with another doctor, she didn’t tell me his name though, but okay. So today I went to meet this new psychiatrist and then I had a consultation with
tried to put the batteries from the remote control on the tablet’s pen but it didn’t work. I’ll have tu buy new ones tomorrow. why this fucking tablet has to die just when I need it most?
how I wanted my tablet to get here soon, why the shipping has to take so much time D:
the problem with Attack on Titan is that no one takes it seriously neither tihe fandom, the merchandising, nor the animation studio not even Isayama himself takes it seriously
